Daily Dose of Nonsense: Telling Us What to Eat

Scope it, as in Horoscope: A new trend is telling someone they may be sick without any symptoms. That's right. You feel fine but you really aren't. What next? Open heart surgery in the womb?

Bonehead Tip of the Day: How in the world can someone in the White House tell the world how we should eat? After that Super BOwl spread, there is no credibility there.

The List: Writer's Guild winners
1. Original Screenplay - "The Social Network"
2. Adapted Screenplay: - "Inception"
Notes: WGA hands out their awards and for the most part, ignored due to everybody watching that game on Sunday. And there is nothing wrong with that. The award season finally starts settling down after Feb. 27, when the Oscars are handed out, but do they really? Do not forget the Grammy Awards will be handed out on CBS Feb. 13. Ah, the day before Valentine's Day. How sweet. I suggest they start handing them out now and maybe they could finish by Feb. 13. There are way too many categories.Someday, we all will win one.

Trivia: Termites are seldom white and are never ants. So do not call them that. The hour of 11 p.m. when the most UFO reports come on. Doesn't say what day but that would help. The water in your sweat is from your blood. Mine too. A scallop has blue eyes - - all 35 of them.

Closer: Can those electronic cigarettes really be that good for you? You are sucking in water vapor, or worse, right?