Daily Horoscopes: October 13

A student of non-traditional astrology, my daily horoscopes are direct and easy to interpret. You will not find a more relevant, honest or reality based set of horoscopes in this galaxy. Seriously, you can not find better astrological advice from a stranger on the Internet. I use the methods that have been passed down by my ancestors for centuries. Time tested and doctor recommended, these horoscopes will change your life. That is of course, if you were not born before 1873. No astrologer is better than Rex! Step right up and get the cosmic advice you have been looking for. Be sure to check back daily to get an edge on your day and the competition. You never know what the universe has in store for you, but I do.

Aries (3/21-4/19) - She probably did not smell that one, but you might think ahead on the next one.

Taurus (4/20-5/20) - You win over the coming weekend.

Gemini (5/21-6/21) - Take a hike! A walk would be a fine choice as well.

Cancer (6/22-7/22) - Look out below!

Leo (7/23-8/22) - A party does sound good.

Virgo (8/23-9/22) - Turn over, repeat and air dry.

Libra (9/23-10/22) - How did you fit that in there?

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) - That was nice.

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) - Hey! Did you track that in here?

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) - Stop touching yourself. O.K., you may now resume.

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) - Riddle me this.

Pisces (2/19-3/20) - Go out for a little while.

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