Dancing with the Stars Season 11 Semifinals Elimination Recap

Well America, prepare for the world to spin off its axis because Bristol Palin will be in the final and probably win this. There for revealing the prophecy that her mother will be elected supreme ruler of all in 2012. This is sort of referenced to in the Bible, you know...that part about 1000 plagues or something. Translated? The Palin Monster shall inherit the earth. Hope you have enough bottled water and canned goods to survive this impending apocalypse.

So if you haven't figured it out already, Brandy and Maks got the glitter boot last night. I so called it. Hang on while I pat myself on the back. Man, and when they found out Brandy looked like she was about to lose it! Poor girl. Even after their horrible tango (and it really was just dreadful) got the encore, it was Sayonara Brandy, have a nice day!

This leaves us with both the most boring yet exciting final ever in the history of the show. Left to do their freestyle is Whiny McBabypants Jennifer Grey, Winnin' With A Smile and a Prayer Kyle Massey, and The Hell is She Still Doing Here and why does Mark keep touching her? Bristol Palin. We already know Jennifer Grey can dance circles around the other two, but that doesn't seem to matter anymore.

Until next week when we'll for sure see some predictable Freestyle routines. I'm thinking Bristol Palin is going to win it all...why not? Nothing is as it seems anymore...shows about trees in Alaska are getting 5 million viewers, while smartly written dramas are getting 2.

I give up...Palin for the win!