Danielle Staub...Remember When?

I would like to thank my darling Kimmy da G (Kim Granatell) for jarring my memory about this over on the Twitter just now. She tweeted, and I'm paraphrasing of course, that she didn't know that Danielle has a sister named Pamela. She was told by Danielle that she had six adopted brothers that all died of cystic fibrosis.

And yes! Yes, I KNEW that! I remember after Danielle lost her mother last March, that in her mother Ruth's obituary, there was mention of a sister in New York, Pamela, and four deceased brothers.

Hmmm...interesting, but not surprising. The Naked Truth, Danielle's supposed "Memoir" that reads like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, is full of these stretches of the truth.

Do you want to know something else we heard around this time? She took a vow of celibacy.

Quit laughing and pick yourself off the floor.

"I am saving myself for marriage. I didn't do it the first two times, but I learned from my mistakes. It's okay to wait... I think the right one will see me. I want old-fashioned courting."

Old fashioned pierced naughty bits and sex tape making! She said that in February. So much for that. Because just last week in an interview with 5 scared interns from PopEater, she claimed her sexuality and wondered why people have such a problem with it, and also on Watch What Happens Live, she became a lesbian.

Whatevs.

So thanks, Kimmy da G for sparking this trip down Beverly lane!

[PopEater]

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