Darth Vader Doesn't Wear Pajamas
That's alright,
I'm telling you like it is.
I've been wearing pajamas
For a long, long time,
Ever since I was a little kid.
I like cotton pajamas.
They are the best.
They're comfortable and so warm.
I love to snuggle in my pajamas
Even during a terrible storm.
But I've got to say what is on my mind,
The truth must indeed come out.
So here me now and do not faint.
I'm not going to scream and shout.
Darth Vader is very sinister.
He is evil and a villain supreme.
You wouldn't want to meet Darth Vader,
Not in your wildest dreams.
He has a light saber at his command.
It shoots out energy beams of force gamma.
One thing that you can be sure about Darth Vader.
He will never be caught wearing pajamas.
Published by Steven West
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Than does he wear his black suit, or is the truth even more scarey:0)!
I was wearing the pajamas with the feet in them when I was in my 40s (no lie). That was when we lived up north where it got cold in the winter. Now that we live in Florida, I don't wear the footie pajamas anymore. (Then again, I don't think they'd fit me now, unless I cut the feet off, lol)
Well, you can still wear your pajamas, Steven. Maybe you can show us a picture of yourself in your p.jays.