Dating 101: Some Questions for Men

Linda M.  McCloud
Women, have you ever wanted to get inside your man's head and find out what he is thinking? Do you wonder if everything they say about men is true?

Men, do you ever wonder what we women are thinking? I'll let you in on one major secret. We are always wondering what you are thinking. Yes, it is true.

So here is a list of some things I wish I could ask my man or men in general. Some of you women may agree with some of my choice of questions. And if any of you men are reading this, maybe you could enlighten the special woman in your life with some of the answers.

1. Okay, I have to start with the top one. Do you really think about sex as much as those magazines say you do? If you answer yes, then how do you ever get anything done?

2. Are you really as forgetful as you act? Do you actually forget to hang up those towels and put up that toilet seat or are you just a tad bit lazy?

3. Why can't you admit when you are wrong? You are human. (Yes, you are).

4. You know you love our cat or dog. Why can't you admit it?

5. Why do you like watching women with fake you know whats, even when you know yourself that they are fake?

6. What is the big deal about two women kissing?

7. How can you ever forget a holiday like Valentine's Day or Mother's Day when you watch so much television? (I know you see those commercials)

8. Do you really enjoy that much sports?

9. How can you drive all day and not be tired?

10. Where does all that gas come from, really?

11. Does any of your friends have real names?

12. Do you really like it when we wear high heels or are we torturing ourselves for nothing?

13. Do you really mean it when you tell us we look better without our makeup? (imagine the time we could save)

14. Why do you look better as you age and women just look older? We want the secret NOW!

15. How can you play video games for hours? Don't your brain and fingers tire?

16. How can you fish for hours and stay quiet? (We know talking scares the fish, but how can you handle the quiet?)

17. Finally, I have to ask. Why can't you stop and ask for directions? How does this take away from your manhood or whatever you think?

Okay, I asked the questions. Will I get any answers? No, probably not. Men will remain a mystery. Oh, well, I guess we women will remain a mystery to you men.

Published by Linda M. McCloud

Freelance writer living in Ohio, who is striving to learn more each day, especially about topics that relates to health, wellness, diet, weight loss & exercise. Enjoys taking what I learn and sharing it with...   View profile

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  • Sean 10/9/2010

    1. No, we don't. If we thought about sex every 7 seconds or whatever we would go crazy. I actually take offense when women say that like it's fact.
    2. Yeah, we are pretty forgetful, but there is an element of laziness.
    3. It's a pride thing, women and men both have it. It generally comes down to the person though, because I can admit I'm wrong for the most part
    4. I love cats and dogs, some guys don't though. It comes down to the person again.
    5. Because they look real. Although if they are way too big or look totally fake, I think its gross.
    6. It's mainly because since most of us are sexually attracted to women, seeing to women getting it on is hot.
    7. I forget what the date is constantly, I have to check on my phone. We see it on tv, but we don't keep track of the date. A lot of guys 'forget' it because they don't feel like wasting a bunch of money. The commercials insist that we buy diamonds every holiday, so it can benefit us to forget.
    8. Some do and some don't, I would rather p

  • Trent C 8/10/2010

    Linda - You've been waiting for you answers for three years. Here they are in their most raw form. I am a man. 29. Single. And prepared to let you in.

    1. Do you really think about sex as much as those magazines say you do? If you answer yes, then how do you ever get anything done?

    Yes, we do. Internet porn makes it difficult but, some of manage to make it too work and back home daily.

    2. Are you really as forgetful as you act? Do you actually forget to hang up those towels and put up that toilet seat or are you just a tad bit lazy?

    No, we just don't care. That's what you are for.

    3. Why can't you admit when you are wrong? You are human. (Yes, you are).

    We can for the most part. But, I caution you because you have the tendency to recall everytime we were wrong in the past for every arguement in the future.

    4. You know you love our cat or dog. Why can't you admit it?

    We love dogs. Not cats.

    5. Why do you like watching women with fake you know whats, even when you know yourself

  • Dan 5/1/2007

    I guess men have more questions for women than women have for men...My first one would be: Why do we have to initiate a conversation to meet women?

  • Melanie Schwear 4/25/2007

    This is funny.

  • Tracy Togliatti 4/24/2007

    Great questions we'll probably never know the answers to!

  • Bridgitte Williams 4/24/2007

    This was funny! I bet most of the answers are yes. I enjoyed this article.

  • Linda M. McCloud 4/23/2007

    Ryan, when you do, be sure to email me and let me know when it is published. I can't wait until I have the answers.

  • Ryan Stephens 4/23/2007

    Enjoyed the questions. I'll tell you what - I'll answer all of them and submit to AC.

  • DrDevience 4/23/2007

    If you get answers, let me know.

  • Lolaness 4/22/2007

    Have often wondered some of these same q's myself ;) ... but being so terribly lucky, my fiancee doesn't fit most of these categories (vehemently nods head) - nice work.

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