Dave Chappelle Quotes: Top 10 Funny Quotations and Sayings

Dave Chappelle's quotes can be funny and insightful at the same time. Dave Chappelle is one of those comedians that knows no boundaries with quotes and jokes. One of the main serious issues that he has no problem poking fun at is racism. It didn't matter if somebody was black, white or had purple polkadots everybody and everything was fair game to him. Those quotes made Dave Chappelle one of the those guys that their isn't much middle ground on. You love him or you despise him. Personally, I think anything that softens the tension on issues such as race is a positive thing. Here's to hoping that Dave Chappelle will be back on the screen giving us some more great quotes in the future.

Here are the top 10 best Dave Chappelle Quotes

On racism

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds. ~ Dave Chappelle

There's no going back once you are famous

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. ~ Dave Chappelle

You are only pretty fly, if you have a white guy

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it." ~ Dave Chappelle

On leaving Chappelle's Show

I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as brakes." ~ Dave Chappelle

Every black man makes a fine black woman

I see that they put every black man in the movies in a dress at some point in his career." ~ Dave Chappelle

It's not all candy canes and lollipops

I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you." ~ Dave Chappelle

It's all about the oldies

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. ~ Dave Chappelle

How to get arrested for breaking into your own house

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!' ~ Dave Chappelle

Where are all the black hostages at?

Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they is treatin us good. Uh we are chillin and sh*t. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports!' ~ Dave Chappelle

On why he likes chicken

All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken! ~ Dave Chappelle

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