David Spade Quotes on Life, Women and TV

David Spade's quotes talk about his luck with women, being famous and Chris Farley. David Spade has had success in both TV and in movies. Even with his fame from the TV shows 'Rules of Engagement' and 'Just Shoot Me,' I think it is safe to say that his career is fading a bit. That doesn't mean he isn't a decent actor, I just think what we see is what we get. Whereas in his days as part of 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Tommy Boy,' it was kind of like having a new toy. He had a bit of charm, but in a sarcastic, funny kind of way and it hit just right. Here are the top ten best David Spade quotes. Which one is your favoirte?

David Spade quote on being funny

"It's funny because it's funny."

Being smart isn't all it's cracked up to be

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

Quote on being famous

"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"

David Spade quote on having a great sense of humor

"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."

Why he didn't go to Chris Farley's funeral

"I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box."

Notice he never said anything about whether he had to pay them

"I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time."

David Spade quote on his success with women

"No way. And I can't explain it. I never dated much in high school or college. And even at Saturday Night Live, not so much. Not coincidentally, I started to have more success once I got famous. Big surprise."

Quote on dating models

"I got bored with them, and they got bored with me."

Joke he made on Howard Stern about JonBenet Ramsey that drew a hurricane of criticism

"She's not as hot without makeup."

What David Spade really meant by his statement on JonBenet Ramsey

"'Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.' "

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