Dear Abby Greenhill:
Volume 2: Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Pets everywhere are suffering. I have given an ear to their concerns. Today we hear from Schnauzers, a Chesapeake Retriever, a Boxer, a Bearded Collie and a Smooth Collie.
Dear Abby Greenhill:
My name is Gina and I am a Giant Schnauzer. Someday I would like to have puppies. Mickey, my potential stud, is a Miniature Schnauzer. If I mate with him and have a litter of puppies, will they become Standard Schnauzers, a mix of Giant Schnauzers and Miniature Schnauzer or something else all together?
Got to go,
Gina
Dear Abby Greenhill:
Hello Abby. I am Chip and I am a Chesapeake Retriever. There is another dog in our household. Her name is Polly and she is a Portuguese Water Dog. We had a great relationship until President Barack Obama and his family selected a Portuguese Water Dog as their family pet. Since that time Polly has developed quite the attitude and superiority complex. As a fellow Retriever what do you recommend to restore our relationship?
Not Chipper,
Chip
Dear Abby Greenhill:
I am a Boxer puppy. My owners are boxing buffs. What do you think would be a good name for me?
Waiting Patiently,
Dear Abby Greenhill:
Please help me. My name is Benny the Bearded Collie. My beard always gets brown. My owners keep insist it tobacco stained. I constantly tell them I don't smoke, but they will not believe me. What shall I do?
Smokeless in Seattle,
Benny
Dear Abby Greenhill:
I am a Sally, a Smooth Coated Collie. I know that we are not as well known and as popular as Rough Coated Collies. I know there are many reasons that Rough Coated Collies are considered wonderful dogs. I was just hoping that you could use your page and writing skills to give us Smooth Coated Collies some recognition.
Shepherding,
Sally
I am pleased that all of these pets have placed their confidence in me to express their questions and concerns. That is where my expertise ends. Now I am must turn the matter over to my dear friend, Dear Abby Greenhill.
Abby responds with Helping Han.
Disclaimer: This is article is only for entertainment purposes and is not based on reality.
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16 Comments
Post a CommentI love dogs. An inspired article. In fact I get quite mad if I hear about any aniaml cruelty. But a lot of cruel people ain't around anymore...
very clever!
Repeat after me: Dogs cant' talk. Dogs are not people. I repeat. Dogs can't talk.
hahaah I have to go read her response. this is so cute.
How cute!!!!!
Very cute!
The burning questions that inquiring minds want to know...of the 4-legged variety that is! :-) Love them!
fun read!
And I am Junior the Cat with an attitude what about all my cat relatives they need love and homes too!!!
Junior the cat, the king of the roach household.
cool niche here