Death Penalties on Ebay?

When I punched 'death penalty' into google to see if my AC article appeared there was the usual sprouting of those advertising bot type ads that appear in the side menus. I often gloat that I can 'trick' these bot ads (for want of a better word) cos if I wish to click them which, believe it or not I occasionally want to do, I have to click them and then take out all the info in the browser address bar that provides sites with traffic information as I have java disabled and in doing this the advertiser doesn't have to pay google for my click thru.In fact those side menu type ads that so often look as though they are trying to be relevant to your search can seriously annoy me; but this is an entirely separate issue which is also fodder for further articles.

So - guess what; Ebay sells Death Penalties!!
I wonder how much they cost?
I didn't click through at the time to find out so I will do that as soon as the satellite decides it will connect me up to the internet again. Being that the next 9 days are forecasted to be rainy my satellite connection is going to be erratic for a while yet.
So - hopefully this doesn't mean that the inboxes of my subscribers will be over inundated with articles as there is not much else to do down here on the farm when it is raining and all the spring-cleaning was done about a month ago. I might even get around to complaining about how many leaks there are in my roof.
Visitors are expected but they may change their minds too and be put off by the protracted rain forecast.

I have been planning to write an article about Ebay but perhaps this revelation needs an article all of its own?
If you're interested in purchasing or enquiring more about Ebay's Death Penalties here I will provide you with the link google so kindly provided me with;
Death Penalties
Want Death Penalties? Enjoy exciting shopping on eBay!
Ebay Death + Penalties

I hope you find it as exciting as Ebay promises it will be.
And being that I have to write another 26 words before meeting AC's minimum word content for articles let me also tell you about one of my AC ambitions; this being to have at least one article listed under all their sub-headings. Some of the sub-headings are, I imagine going to pose challenges for me such as Sport where I have so far managed one article, and Beauty where I managed one earlier today, and Politics where I also have managed one article so far and now I can publish this one under humor.
Publishing under economics is going to be challenging too but I'm sure I can find something.
That little paragraph above added way over a hundred words, so

Keep posted.