Despicable Me Quotes: Top 10 Movie Lines and Scenes

The top ten quotes from 'Despicable Me' have one thing in common; they are all sidesplitting funny. 'Despicable Me' is an animated movie about a criminal named Gru. Gru has the perfect plan to pull off the crime of the century. With the help of Dr. Nefario and the minions, he is going to steal the moon. Just one problem; well, actually there are three problems. They are Margo, Edith, and Agnes. They are three orphans he adopted when he needed more help with his plan. Here are the top ten movie quotes from 'Despicable Me.' Which one is your favorite?

'Despicable Me' Quote #1

Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty!
[The minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[The cheers stop]

'Despicable Me' Quote #2

Edith: When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like Annie.

'Despicable Me' Quote #3

Dr. Nefario: We have to warn him, and FAST!
[starts driving on his moped very slowly]

'Despicable Me' Quote #4

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.

Agnes: Does this count as annoying? [puckers her cheeks]

'Despicable Me' Quote #5

I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
[Sees a child's drawing in his plans, of himself sitting on a toilet bowl]

'Despicable Me' Quote #6

Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered.
[Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok...

'Despicable Me' Quote #7

[Agnes looks at a fairground stall's prize, a unicorn plush toy]
Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
[the sisters try their hand at the stall, but lose]
Agnes: Gru...
Gru: Okay, MY turn...
[pulls out a multi-barreled blaster that destroys the stall]
Gru: Knocked OVER!
Agnes: [cuddling her unicorn in ecstasy] It's so FLUFFY

'Despicable Me' Quote #8

Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they're dead.

'Despicable Me' Quote #9

Young Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon.
Gru's Mom: I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore

'Despicable Me' Quote #10

Edith: Are these beds made from bombs?
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and are not likely to explode. But don't toss and turn.
Edith: Cool!