Did You Notice This Notification Notifying You that I'm Publishing This?
If Not, I'll Never Know
Constant communications
Homemaker tips
Even pet revelations.
Pictures and photos
Hilarious jokes
Creativity galore
I sent to you folks.
But no one responded
No comment was heard
With no page views to speak of
I was just wasting words.
So I'm saving my cleverness
fantastic ideas and thoughts
Until I know for sure
What I throw out will be caught.
Oh I could make this funny
But if you won't get to read it
Why waste a joke
later I might need it.
So I'll just say plain and simple
let me know my friend
if those elusive notices
are going out again.
Published by Linda Louise Johnson
Linda Louise Johnson is an animal lover, crafter and hobbyist, graphic art afficionado and veteran writer. Her work has been featured on Associated Content, Yahoo! News, and eHow as well as in Poetry Garden,... View profile
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They might have less glitches to worry about with a slightly bigger emphasis on quality... Your sense of humor, as always, is refreshing.
hehe I like this.
Still having some troubles getting notifications from others & others from me...but AC is doing a great job considering they have over 2 million articles published & growning.
Just a little page view love just for you. (Please don't spend all the money in one place)! LOL
Caught it, Linda! Just took me awhile to get here. But you did a really cute job of making this point! : )
STILL catching up because of AC's Glitch!
I really like this, Linda!!!
Talk about irony! Great piece, Linda!
Very clever. Love it! ;)