Did Tiger Woods and Britney Spears Have Fun at Barack Obama's SEX Farm?

There's been a lot of fabricated stories about Tiger Woods, Britney Spears, and Barack Obama, so why not make up a story involving all three?

Tiger Woods has been a naughty boy recently, and it was suggested to him by snappy agent Ally Gator that 'singer' Britney Spears would be a good influence on him - regarding getting him back to being the guy who could do no wrong (apparently).

So, Tiger and Britney were looking at some groovy places to hang out, when Barack Obama called them, and didn't say at all: "Do you want to visit my SEX farm?" Tiger seemed very interested indeed, but Britney wasn't quite so sure. The meaning of a sex farm was explained to her - several times.

Anyway, Tiger Wood and Britney Shears took up Barack Ollama's offer, and Tiger was quickly getting his big wood out to hit one right down the middle. Some voluptuous blondes (of course) tried to tempt the Tiger. He may have been a cheetah, but I would be lion to say that I didn't think that he was a leopard who could change his spots. It wasn't a sex farm at all. The President had actually said: "six farm". It was a little golf course with six holes, adapted from a farm. Britney seemed disappointed, or was that just her normal look?...

So, salacious titles? Do they get hits? I think they're fine in satire, but British tabloids tend to put up lurid headlines which will appeal to sheeple. We're all obsessed by celebrities, right? Er, no...

Now, shall I come up with some more fictional headlines, which anyone's free to use?

"Mozart's Ghost Gave Me All My Tunes" Says Dylan

Johnny Depp NOT Bankrolling Somali Pirates

Twilight Stars Drank Keith Richards Blood

Van Gogh's Ear Ends up on Cher

Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong to Play Mary Poppins on Broadway

Elvis Presley and John Lennon Were My Father

Dick Cheney Shoots off His Own (no, skip that one)

David A. Reinstein's Jay Leno is a Transsexual is a good example of what David brilliantly describes as "whoring for hits" - and sending up the surfeit of tabloid garbage which seems to be out of control (I'm sure David isn't REALLY whoring here!).

So, what's it to be? Would you swap a trashy article, which gets a million hits, for a stunning article read by 25 people?