Diet Pepsi Max: The Invigorating Cola?

S. Wilt
After visiting England in December of 2005, I discovered a new cola I had never seen before. Not that amazing, except that it was made by Pepsi, and we didn't have it in the United States. "Diet Pepsi Max: Invigorating Cola;" the name had peaked my interests. When I tried it for the first time, I was delighted to find that it had the refreshing, crisp taste of Pepsi but with a kick! After that, everywhere we ate, I had to have Pepsi Max! The fact that the US didn't sell Pepsi Max was intriguing. I felt like I was the first American to discover this new product.

When I had to leave England, I made sure I brought plenty of Diet Pepsi Max back to America with me. Eventually though, I did run out, and I had no way of getting more... that is until more recently.

I was on a trip this past summer from Virginia to Florida with my ex-girlfriend when I made the pleasant, startling discovery of Diet Pepsi Max in a gas station. Of course, I immediately bought a case and prayed that this wasn't the only place selling this heavenly product. Slowly, more and more stores started carrying Diet Pepsi Max.

Diet Pepsi Max, now available in the US, is a zero calorie drink that has all the flavor of regular cola. Absolutely Amazing! It also has twice the caffeine of a regular cola. With 69 mg of caffeine, Diet Pepsi Max gives you that extra kick that helps you get through the day! It has a way of making regular cola look like a sissy drink.

I guess at first I did have a little apprehension towards a diet drink, seeing as I'm a 24 year old guy that would never let himself look like a wimp. I've determined that Diet Pepsi Max is far more manly than regular Pepsi. I mean, just take a look at one of the cans. It's tough!!! You can barely even see the word "diet" on the can. (Secretly, I like the fact that it is diet. Who wants to get fat? Of course I would never verbalize my fears of getting fat. But I digress.)

I like to keep two cases of Diet Pepsi Max on hand at all times. If you haven't tried Diet Pepsi Max yet, you don't know what you're missing! Just holding a can makes men look more manly and women more attractive. In fact, the other day I asked out a girl holding a Pepsi Max. It wasn't until she finished her Pepsi Max that I realized that she was old enough to be my grandmother (and I'm not quite positive she was a woman.)

Published by S. Wilt

I'm a 24 year old man living in Houston, TX. I've had many jobs since I graduated from college, but I'm mostly interested in non-profit work.  View profile

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