But planting means digging lots of holes
It's really light work with a sandy soil
But our heavy clay means a lot of hard toil
It sticks to the tools and it sticks to your shoes
The clay is so sticky like thick heavy glue
But the holes did get dug and the plants have new homes
And the flower bed looks better than it did a while ago
My poor back is aching from bending so much
It could use a nice soak and a good masseur's touch
The trowel is just covered with clay good and thick
And so is the fork, it's so hard to un-stick
As the rain starts to fall and the light fades away
I finish my job and put the scraped tools away
But first I must shuffle around on the grass
And try to remove an inch of clay that's stuck fast
My shoes are so dirty both outside and in
I have to try to clean them before I can go in
Then walk very carefully from kitchen to shower
Trying to not leave muddy prints on the carpet and floor
Finally all clean and the gardening done
It's time to cook dinner and sit me down some
Published by Tony Payne
Tony Payne is a freelance writer who lives on the South Coast of England with his wife Debbie. He has worked in the IT Industry all his life, and has been writing on various sites for the last 10 years. T... View profile
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24 Comments
Post a CommentI love your poem Tony. Very melodic. Nice rhymes.
Clay is tough to work with. I know how you feel!
I think we have clay too :)
recommends arnica for your back. ;)
I like gardening, but not the dirty part
Thilly me - I thought you were going to talk about modeling with clay. Sorry about your aching back.
I'm with Kay..."clay is no fun!" Enjoyed this one Tony!
Wonderful! :)
I prefer the 'sit down' part of gardening! I let my husband play in the dirt and I enjoy the rewards of his hard work!
Neat...time for me to cook some dinner, too! :)