Before we start, it's necessary to know that:
- Fast food franchises do not qualify as being restaurants for the purpose of taking your date to dinner;
- Plastic utensils are for picnics, not dinner dates. If you plan on taking your date to a restaurant that uses these as a matter of businesses, forget it;
- Drive-Thru eateries are not restaurants, so any place where you eat your meal without leaving the vehicle is taboo;
- Self serve diners don't count as a restaurant, although buffets can be the exception - but a buffet isn't a good choice for first date dining;-
- Avoid restaurants where ketchup and other condiments come in small disposable plastic or paper containers. Condiments provided in plastic squeeze bottles may be a step up, but still not acceptable for impressing a date;
- If the waiters/waitresses are topless, avoid it. Any restaurant that has a stage and pole isn't suggested.
With that out of the way, mastering proper dining etiquette should be a fairly easy accomplishment for even for the most inexperienced diner.
- Napkins go in your lap, not around your neck;
- Don't restrict your date to certain price ranges on the menu. If you didn't do your homework before, now's not the time to pull a "Scrooge" on her;
- Seat your date. Make sure she knows you're pulling the chair out - before she sits down;
- Hold the restaurant door open for her. You don't walk in first;
- Belching out loud may be an acceptable practice in Japan, but that's not the case in the Western world;
- You may have seen it done in movies, but snapping your fingers at the waiter/waitress is considered rude by most people;
- Make sure your conversation is 'meal safe'. Stories about your father's gallstone operation, a gory accident you witnessed the other day, or how your cat continually regurgitates hair balls should be left for another time;
- Ordering multiple drinks to the table may work in the bars, but its tacky behaviour in a restaurant. Relax, sip your drink, and try talking instead of drinking;
- Excuse yourself from the table, but never tell your date the reason you're going to the bathroom. Some things are to be left unsaid;
- Don't talk with your mouth full and should something fall from your lips, move it with your napkin, but don't stuff it back into your yap.
Published by Roger G
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4 Comments
Post a Commentvery entertaining piece
True. Men need to make sure they "plan" these things. Never go to a restaurant without knowing "prices". And, let the woman know a little info about where you are taking her so she can dress appropriately.
Keep up the great work!
Very, very funny!