Dispelling Common Myths About College

You can't drive golf carts on campus. This would be the best form of transportation for college students, unfortunately, like National Lampoon's Van Wilder, golf carts aren't a staple of college life. We all have to use our stems to get around, especially around huge campuses, but the upside is you won't have to spend countless hours in the gym.

Nerds are mistreated and marginalized. Nope, no revenge of the nerds in real college. For the most part unless you have lots of friends, everyone has the chance to be anonymous and start over. So hang up that paddle and put away your books on super robots. Unless you're a science major, then take them back out and make yourself a nice chunk of change.

Halloween costumes don't always involve slutty lingerie. Sorry guys and girls, some people like to dress "normally" for Halloween and will come as a donkey or nun. It's not all expensive La Perla Bra's and Vicky C's bustier, though Hollywood would have you think that. On a college student's budget, are you kidding? Might as well go naked.

Every roommate you get will be sex crazed or a maniac. This is totally not true anymore; odds are your roommate will be turbo awesome. But if they aren't there are plenty of opportunities to get away on campus as well as ways to move out. Campuses give you awesome understanding options in terms of "the roommate" so be open minded and take advantage of it.