Do Green M&Ms Make You Horny?

And, Does Wearing Green on Thursday Mean the Same Thing?

D. S. Ploshay
I was at a local CVS/Pharmacy a week or so ago and noticed a bright green bag amidst shelves and racks and bins and boxes full of red, pink and white candy.

Like a beacon in the night (how cliché), the green bag of M&Ms stood out from the rest of the Valentine's Day candy selection. The sexy Ms. Green M&M was winking at me. It made me smile, and even chuckle a little bit. The M&M marketing team finally played up-and capitalized on- the old legend about the color green's role in love, or is it lust? I marveled at the cleverness and bought two bags.

I remember in elementary school hearing that if you wore green on Thursday, it meant you were horny. Then later, perhaps in junior high school, I learned that bringing in green M&Ms on Thursday meant the same thing. Or, it may have also meant that they made you horny. Either way, there was a connotation with those green M&Ms. Of course, back then it took a little bit of work to separate all the colors and there never were really many green M&Ms left, but it was fun. Okay-not that I ever did that.... Do kids these days still do this? Do adults? Gosh, I am so out of the loop. Anyway.... I guess today with the advent of the Internet and e-commerce, you are able to purchase M&Ms in any color you want, in bulk. But in the golden days, you had to work to get to the green ones.

The Legend of Green M&Ms
So, I wanted to see where this green M&M and/or wearing green on Thursday tying into horniness myth came from. Lo and behold, the PR company for Mars, makers of the M&Ms included much of this knowledge in an official press release for the limited-edited green M&Ms.

The press release from Mars states the legend of the green M&Ms, which they now copyrighted as The Green Ones®, are an aphrodisiac. The release continues that rumors of the green M&Ms' special powers have been circulating since the '70s. Furthermore, the release adds that an 80s hair band star requested in his rider three pounds of green M&Ms, as have NASA astronauts on 31 space flights.

The Mars company, who brought the M&M characters to life in recent years, created a fun and flirty ad campaign to go along with the release of the green M&Ms featuring Ms. Green. Is it not a coincidence that the only female M&M is the green one? The package even contains a disclaimer that reads: "Consumption of The Green Ones® may result in elevated romance levels. If you experience this effect, contact your significant other immediately."

According to Snopes.com, Mars actually created Ms. Green in 1997 and ran ads in 2001 for M&Ms featuring her talking about the green ones. Maybe its because I majored in PR and just love advertising, but I totally dig this move by M&Ms. They injected new life into a tried and true American candy, and pushed the limits a tad with a little innuendo. I just love that.

What Does Green Mean?
As far as where the color green ever got off meaning love, lust or being an aphrodisiac, all my online research points to 15th century Celtic traditions. In folklore of both the Western & Eastern worlds, green often symbolizes fertility, life and rebirth. However, it is also said that green is a symbol of the devil, as well as witchcraft as it is linked to faeries.

When it comes to pop culture, there was not a lot of research out there. UrbanDictionary.com defines the green M&M as the one that supposedly makes you horny, but aside from that, all I found were blog and message board posts about the sweet school memories of the green M&M. In regards to wearing green on Thursday, not much on that either. UrbanDictionary.com had a listing on that too, but pretty much stated that wearing green on Thursday meant you were looking to hook up that coming weekend. I did find some articles that green foods in general can act as an aphrodisiac- but I hardly think asparagus will get me in the mood.

Personally, I just ate almost a whole bag of the green M&Ms. I'm not horny (yet) and if my eyes were closed, well, I couldn't tell if they were orange, red, blue or brown either. Either way though, the bags of green M&Ms for Valentine's Day was just a totally fun idea and I give Mars total kudos!

Published by D. S. Ploshay

Since 2000, Donna Ploshay has contributed to alternative weeklies, newspapers, magazines and puzzle books including "The Times Leader," "The Weekender," "Games" and "Wilkes." Her expertise includes SEO, blog...  View profile

  • Ms. Green was introduced in 1997.
  • 10% of M&Ms are green.
  • This Valentine's Day, Mars' M&Ms declared green the new color of love.
In folklore, the color green means fertility and life, however there are also contracting meanings.

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  • Craig8/31/2010

    My recollection of wearing green on Thursday implied you were homosexual, not horny...

  • LC12/9/2009

    lol. i never thought of the greeeeeenie ones thata way. but sure do now.
    Great Job!

  • Chris M. Martin5/23/2009

    Green is my new favorite color. I'm going shopping.

  • Richard L. Meister Jr.2/22/2009

    I laughed so hard when I read the title I almost fell out of my chair. I had never heard this although not too long ago a coworker offer me Live Savers and I chose a green one thinking it was lime. The coworker whispered something to another coworker. I ask what that was all about and was told I must be horny! After reading your article I now understand where this came from and I better understand the M&M "Green Ones" ad. By the way, I wrote a review on pickled asparagus but since they never got me "in the mood," I did not include this in my review. Well, maybe that's why the company has a 30% per year growth rate--it maybe working for some.

  • Linda Ann Nickerson1/31/2009

    Hilarious. I had not thought of the green M&M thing since sitting in the junior high school cafeteria. I shudder to think how many years ago that was . . . .

  • James Ford12/7/2008

    Good, fun article. Maybe that's why those of us that wear Boston Celtics green jerseys walk around with a satisfied smile.

  • Darin Tripoli10/31/2008

    I wear green twice a week. great article d:)

  • A5/13/2008

    Blue M&Ms meant to make you "horny"

  • Old Bogus5/11/2008

    I'm a few decades older but when I went to school, "green on Thursday" meant you were gay. At least in West Texas. This supposedly originated with a story about some stray dogs to be euthanized according to the color of the collar: green on Thursday.

  • penguins293/8/2008

    haha interesting article, well done :)

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