Do You Know Who I Think I Am?

I Think, Therefore I Am

Kurt Evans
Do you know who I think I am? Well, do you? For your information, I'm hot sh*t; and my opinion really matters. Welcome to my world. Can I get a hug? I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?

For The Love Of God

I've built up this image in my mind of who I think I am and so far so good. Just please, for the love of God, don't crush my world. I have to live here and, my delusions are my own; so mind your own business and stay out of mine. But, I welcome you with open arms, I really do. Pucker up and give me a kiss, muaw. There's nothing like a little smoochy smooch to get the juices flowing, if you know what I mean.

Good Times

Let the good times roll!

I Am Who I Think I Am

I am who I think I am. My delusions of grandeur have been fed by the television and nurtured by my lovely imagination. Some of my delusions have rotted away and died, and still others flourish to this day. Whatever you do, don't knock me off my high horse; I'm trying to retain my balance.

Finger Licking Good

Do you know who I think I am? I think that I'm all that and more. For your information, my sh*t don't stink. Every time I take a dump it comes out as peaches and cream. Mmm, yummy! It's better than fried chicken that's finger licking good.

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Published by Kurt Evans

I'm a writer. I have a sense of humor; as well as some sarcasm. I live life in my imagination as much as humanly possible. My goal is to motivate and inspire the masses onto greatness through sharing my k...  View profile

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  • Ann lee2/14/2011

    As a man thinketh, so is he.

  • Steve Ryan2/14/2011

    Dude, you are nasty! Ha ha. Hey, like they say: Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't- you're RIGHT either way. Something like that.

  • Maranda Russell1/28/2011

    "All the we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe
    So pretty much, we create our own reality. If I think I am awesome, I am. If I think I am a big, fat pile of doo-doo, I could be that as well.

  • Laura Everly12/27/2010

    Interesting article...still like the ideas you come up with that others wouldn't write...nice job. Laura Everly

  • Tiffany Booth12/23/2010

    Great Work! Happy Holidays =0)

  • leroy coffie12/21/2010

    Merry Christmas

  • Tonya Gurr12/20/2010

    Catching up on pv's. Thank you for sharing!

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