Do You Have a Pill for That?
Day Sixty-Three
Your blood test results
Came in today.
Doctor said your numbers
Are a cause for dismay.
Came in today.
Doctor said your numbers
Are a cause for dismay.
Triglicerides are high,
Cholesterol over the wall,
Your sugar's on the verge of diabetes,
Could coronary bypass be the next call?
So here are five prescriptions.
Make sure to take them all,
Exercise and lose weight,
And don't join the pub crawl!
So here you are under doctor's care,
Eating pizza and wings with no fear.
And washing down all those pills,
With lots and lots of beer!!
Published by Diane Zoller-Ciatto - Featured Television Contributor
Most recognize me as JerseyNana, I love being a freelance writer and poet. Avid lover of family and friends of all ages. Enjoy being a baby boomer, a conservative thinker and unapologetically American. View profile
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