Doctors Have Discovered New Drug Free Methods of Curing Childhood Disorders

Doctors have discovered new drug free methods of curing childhood disorders such as Attention Deficit Disorder, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, and Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

With so many side effects of medication in our children, doctors have found increasing positive results with these new methods of treating children with various disorders.

A major study done in Quitgivingyourkidscrackland, parents who stopped feeding their ADD ADHD children sugar, and fast food, found a 50% reduction in their child's symptoms.

Another study conducted in Smackthehelloutofthemville, found that when children with ADD and ADHD were repeatedly cuffed in the head every time they ran around the house like a wild howler monkey, overtime their children calmed the heck down and did as they were told, and when used as directed for 6 months they saw no symptoms of the disorder.

Yet another study in Poptheirlittlesmacktalkingmouthsfield, found that children with ODD who wear popped in the mouth every time they argued or were defiant and talked smack to their parents, found a 50% reduction in their ODD symptoms.

Amazing even more, in the Parentsneedtoquitfindingexcusesfortheirkidsbadbehavior Study, doctors found that when the medication was given to the parents instead of the children, Parents found that with 4-6 weeks their children's disorders disappeared!!!!

**************************Disclaimer**********************This is a humor post, not in anyway to belittle anyone's kids or any disorders, it is a joke, made to be funny, and in now way should be recommended as an alternative.