Does Bristol Palin Know Her ABC's?

Bristol Palin dances like a rock. Quit frankly, a boulder sitting on a plateau has more moves than the young Ms. Palin. She has not completed a dance assignment yet, missing steps, beats and personality. All political views aside - her dancing sucks! The judges are obviously miffed, the other contestants have to keep tight lips, and the season's contestants that were voted off are subject to a "gag" provision in their contracts.

Back to politics, she didn't feel that voting was important enough to take a few minutes from her "busy schedule." She calls herself a motivational speaker for other teens and young adults. O-kay. Mama bear Sarah Palin plays her card to get the "Party" to call in their votes to ABC every Monday night, but doesn't teach her daughter the ABC's of voting? There is such a thing as a "write-in ballot." I use to like bears - Smokey, Yogi, Boo-Boo, Dan Haggerty. That's it! Todd reminds me of Boo-Boo!

America, and the part of Russia seen from the Alaskan back porch, vote Bristol off of DWTS, because she lacks motivation and she cannot dance! She just ain't too polished anyway.