Does Prince Albert Have a Back Up Plan If Charlene Becomes a Runaway Bride?

Reports of a royal runaway bride have become so bad that the house of Monaco had to issue a statement that the wedding of Prince Albert and his South African bride to be are still " on." So what happens if it suddenly goes off the deep end with a bride who refuses to walk down the aisle?

The tourist kingdom of Monaco has already $ 75 million dollars promoting this wedding and reports say that Charlene Wittstock is on the verge of a complete mental breakdown after hearing Prince Albert has another illegitimate child she didn't know about.

Prince Albert was a very swinging Playboy in his past and he also prefers women of exotic backgrounds which made Monaco tabloids very happy as they followed his secret conquests.

The royal family supposedly put extreme pressure on Prince Albert, who is the male heir to the Monaco kingdom, to find a suitable bride and to produce some legitimate offspring.

Albert chose the lovely and healthy former Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock, whoalso resembles his late mother princess and former Philadelphia socialite/movie star Grace Kelly.

The house of Monaco was delighted and proceeded to school Charlene on how to act like a royal princess.

They taught her French and supervised her wardrobe and interviews.She was in virtual hiding while she prepared from a place where they could keep an eye on her.

It is worse than training to be Miss America with lessons in all kinds of things you never expected would matter to the world.

The outspoken Miss Wittstock began to bristle and meltdown from the pressure. In recent interviews she stumbled and almost broke down in tears looking at Albert for support to answer difficult questions.

It is obvious she is having second thoughts.

By last week reports said she has rushed to the airport and purchased a one way ticket home before the royal authorities pressured her to come back to Monaco.

At this point Charlene is a virtual prisioner of a tourist machine which states that she must marry and produce some heirs or else....

Is there a Plan B if Charlene wilts and has a nervous collapse? After all you can't push a mentally unhinged woman down the isle, can you?

Well, believe it or not, I read reports that all royal palaces have plan B in place in case the bride just totally freaks out. It is based on mental health professionals and get this: sedatives.

Yes, royal weddings must go on even if the bride has to be sedated.