Tan Beagle, 2 ISO Female for rough play. Enjoy bones a must.
No Terriers or Bassett Hounds
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Support group for small and nervous dogs. Mixed breeds preferred.
Are you afraid? Do you snap? We can help.
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Inbred Boston Terrier, 2, looking for like-minded buddy to bite.
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Love to chase squirrels? Me too! Also squeaky toys.
I am 4 yr. old J.R. Terrier with lots of energy and free time!
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Blk & Brwn German Shepard looking for fun attacking
Cocker Spaniels or Poodles. Growlers preferred.
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M Black Lab, 4, ISO other Brown or Black dogs
(medium to large) to form new pack.
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CAN I HAVE YOUR CHICKEN? B & W mongrel, M, 2, loves
to eat chicken. Any dog with chicken welcome. Must have chicken.
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Very small white poodle, 5, ISO any large friendly dogs for
protection. Must enjoy walking around and stuff.
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Do you have a collar? I don't! F Blk Lab, 5, seeks companion
for roving and roaming around at dusk.
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Are you a Collie? Why the long face? Ha ha!
Join our Happy Collie group and get to know other nice Collies!
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Tan Corgi, 3, needs playmate for afternoons in the park.
No sticks, balls or Frisbees. Fast runners only.
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Golden Lab seeks Frisbee partner. Also love to play "stick."
Droolers OK. No hound dogs please.
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Brwn & Blk Doberman, 11, looking to share quiet times near
Fireplace or TV for cold winter nights. No Collies please.
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Collie, 4, seeks barking & howling partner for late night
communication in residential area.
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F Irish Wolfhound, 8, seeks daytime companion.
Enjoys running, naps and meat.
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No biting! I enjoy playing in open fields, cavorting and
playful nipping. I am female, small mixed breed, 7 months old.
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I am 5 yr old blond Afghan who loves to sniff and
be sniffed! Short legs OK. No Greyhounds please!
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Intelligent, sensitive and emotional 11 yr old Corgi, F, looking
for any good herders to help catch squirrels. No "goofy" dogs.
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Grrrrrr! Careful or I might SNAP and BITE you!!!
Just kidding! Friendly German Shepard loves to play tricks
on others. Do you?
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Love to bark? Join me! I bark at just about anything that
moves, seriously. Love to get attention by barking incessantly.
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Toy dogs and miniatures get on my nerves! St. Bernard seeks
other big dogs to "pal around with." No Hounds.
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Twin beagles seek pals for quiet roving at night in suburbs.
No biting! Must enjoy rooting through trash.
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Elderly Pekinese, 13, looking for young Chihuahua-type for
fun burying stuff and digging holes.
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Cute mixed breed, F, looking for small and wiry high-strung
sidekick to roam around with after dark.
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I am small W F poodle and I LOVE to roll around on small
stinky things like dead worms. Please join me. No beagles
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Bulldog, M, 9, likes any pugnose in heat. I also have access
to restaurant food scraps and bones. Mixed breeds OK.
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BIG BROWN & MEAN-Spirited mongrel, 5, seeks pack.
I'm great at growling, snarling, and I love to bite!
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RIDING IN CARS is my favorite thing!!! Mixed breed, tan,
4 ½, small and friendly, looking for a breezy ride. I'll go
anywhere. Try me!
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TAKING YOURSELF FOR A WALK: A seminar for
older suburban dogs. Any breed welcome, must be 5 or older.
(Collars and tags & microchips required.)
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Long haired M Basset, 11, friendly and smart, needs barking
buddy. I am medium size and have VERY short legs. No
tiny dogs please.
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HINTS AND TIPS for riding in cars. Mixed breed, 7, has lots
of experience: Window techniques, keeping warm or cool,
turnpike mode and much more!
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Golden Spaniel, 6, needs help digging, hiding and burying
stuff. I am F and not "fixed." Experienced diggers only please.
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Post a CommentThis guy gets in dogs' heads and talks for them! Mi god! Funny and so real!