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Dog Talk

The Official Doggy Personals

Paul Messing
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Tan Beagle, 2 ISO Female for rough play. Enjoy bones a must.

No Terriers or Bassett Hounds

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Support group for small and nervous dogs. Mixed breeds preferred.

Are you afraid? Do you snap? We can help.

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Inbred Boston Terrier, 2, looking for like-minded buddy to bite.

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Love to chase squirrels? Me too! Also squeaky toys.

I am 4 yr. old J.R. Terrier with lots of energy and free time!

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Blk & Brwn German Shepard looking for fun attacking

Cocker Spaniels or Poodles. Growlers preferred.

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M Black Lab, 4, ISO other Brown or Black dogs

(medium to large) to form new pack.

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CAN I HAVE YOUR CHICKEN? B & W mongrel, M, 2, loves

to eat chicken. Any dog with chicken welcome. Must have chicken.

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Very small white poodle, 5, ISO any large friendly dogs for

protection. Must enjoy walking around and stuff.

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Do you have a collar? I don't! F Blk Lab, 5, seeks companion

for roving and roaming around at dusk.

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Are you a Collie? Why the long face? Ha ha!

Join our Happy Collie group and get to know other nice Collies!

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Tan Corgi, 3, needs playmate for afternoons in the park.

No sticks, balls or Frisbees. Fast runners only.

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Golden Lab seeks Frisbee partner. Also love to play "stick."

Droolers OK. No hound dogs please.

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Brwn & Blk Doberman, 11, looking to share quiet times near

Fireplace or TV for cold winter nights. No Collies please.

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Collie, 4, seeks barking & howling partner for late night

communication in residential area.

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F Irish Wolfhound, 8, seeks daytime companion.

Enjoys running, naps and meat.

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No biting! I enjoy playing in open fields, cavorting and

playful nipping. I am female, small mixed breed, 7 months old.

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I am 5 yr old blond Afghan who loves to sniff and

be sniffed! Short legs OK. No Greyhounds please!

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Intelligent, sensitive and emotional 11 yr old Corgi, F, looking

for any good herders to help catch squirrels. No "goofy" dogs.

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Grrrrrr! Careful or I might SNAP and BITE you!!!

Just kidding! Friendly German Shepard loves to play tricks

on others. Do you?

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Love to bark? Join me! I bark at just about anything that

moves, seriously. Love to get attention by barking incessantly.

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Toy dogs and miniatures get on my nerves! St. Bernard seeks

other big dogs to "pal around with." No Hounds.

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Twin beagles seek pals for quiet roving at night in suburbs.

No biting! Must enjoy rooting through trash.

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Elderly Pekinese, 13, looking for young Chihuahua-type for

fun burying stuff and digging holes.

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Cute mixed breed, F, looking for small and wiry high-strung

sidekick to roam around with after dark.

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I am small W F poodle and I LOVE to roll around on small

stinky things like dead worms. Please join me. No beagles

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Bulldog, M, 9, likes any pugnose in heat. I also have access

to restaurant food scraps and bones. Mixed breeds OK.

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BIG BROWN & MEAN-Spirited mongrel, 5, seeks pack.

I'm great at growling, snarling, and I love to bite!

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RIDING IN CARS is my favorite thing!!! Mixed breed, tan,

4 ½, small and friendly, looking for a breezy ride. I'll go

anywhere. Try me!

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TAKING YOURSELF FOR A WALK: A seminar for

older suburban dogs. Any breed welcome, must be 5 or older.

(Collars and tags & microchips required.)

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Long haired M Basset, 11, friendly and smart, needs barking

buddy. I am medium size and have VERY short legs. No

tiny dogs please.

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HINTS AND TIPS for riding in cars. Mixed breed, 7, has lots

of experience: Window techniques, keeping warm or cool,

turnpike mode and much more!

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Golden Spaniel, 6, needs help digging, hiding and burying

stuff. I am F and not "fixed." Experienced diggers only please.

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Published by Paul Messing

Paul Messing) has been writing and producing original audio material, music, unusual art and cartoon drawings for more than 35 years in NYC, Philadelphia and currently, Indiana University. Recipient of 50 CL...  View profile

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  • louise patane12/14/2009

    This guy gets in dogs' heads and talks for them! Mi god! Funny and so real!

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