Dogs Verses Wives-

OK...so there is this guy. He's sitting in a restaurant eating pork chops and steak and chicken and lamb and turkey and... Well...you get the picture. He's no vegetarian and belongs to the Anti-Vegan League.

He trims off the fat from his meat and saves all the bones and gristle and the internal organs he does not care to eat. When he's finished with his meal, he asks the waiter to put all the scraps in a doggy bag.

The waiter says, "No problem, sir, your dog is gonna love it!"

"It's not for the dog," the guy replied.

"No? Who is it for?" inquired the waiter.

"It's for my wife."

"Your wife?"

"Yes. She says I spoil the dog and never do anything for her."