Dollar Bill

J.E. Ward
I remember when a bag of potato chips and a can of Coca Cola only cost 35 cents in the vending machine. I remember when you could buy five stamps with a dollar bill. The cost of living has crept up over the years. My dollars have not kept up with the changes. Yesterday, what I bought for a quarter, I now pay my whole dollar for it, and don't get change. In my frustration, I decided to try to think like the poor Dollar Bill. This is what he had to say:

The Dollar Bill

I've been around since 1862

I'm amazed at all I've been able to do

Survived Depression, recession, two world wars

I can buy bubble gum, clothing and cars

Been called all kinds of terms and names

Most of my features still look the same

Seen the cost of living increase a lot

Unfortunately for you I have not

Remember when I got you a bag of chips and a soda?

Back then you still had money left over.

Remember when I bought you a gallon of gas?

Why does that seem so far in the past?

Remember when your wife thought I was some money?

Now she's telling you, "I need more, honey"

All this talk saying I won't last

They must not remember my enduring past.

I'll always be around, maybe not worth much

But keep me anyway when times get tough.

-Yours truly, Dollar Bill

Published by J.E. Ward

Writing has been my passion since I was six when I published my first picture book. In fifth grade, I wrote a play about my class, and my best friend showed it to everybody when I told her not to. My best fr...  View profile

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  • Luella Edwards12/12/2010

    Love the poem. My mother worked when I was 2 for the Army as a secretary. Her annual salary was $2,000. When I was a kid, the Saturday morning movies were 9 cents. When I was a teenager, gas was 19 cents a gallon. LOL, youngsters!

  • Monica Lehua12/11/2010

    Great I love this!

  • Vincent Summers11/30/2010

    My wife informed me yesterday of the ridiculous -- a bra costs $60. That's absurd. My friend's father bought their house in a fancy town for $1,800. Now in the 1960's or so, that was the cost of a Volkswagen Beetle. Now that much can easily be spent for a camera. So when I think of how my richest family member (my great-great grandfather who died in 1907) had $500,000 when he died, I appreciate just how much that would be today!

  • J.E. Ward11/26/2010

    @Carol - Wow! A a month?!

  • Carol Roach11/26/2010

    excellent poem, also remember the salaries were so much lower too, my first salary was 67.50 a month in an insurance company in 1977

  • Brenda Vanderpool11/25/2010

    I loved this!

  • Gregory M. Harshfield11/24/2010

    This is awesome and brilliant. Giving a voice to the dollar bill is very creative. I love it. I also recall being able to get a gallon of gas in my Torino for 89 cents.

  • Atlanta Page11/23/2010

    Absolutely brilliant! Wow! Brings back memories and makes me laugh too. Thank you J.

  • Zona Zirconia11/23/2010

    What a great poem :) Thank for sharing your clever writing.

  • Annette Robbins11/23/2010

    Enjoyed the humor and I remember the days when the dollar was worth more but I still try to hold onto it as much as possible~

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