Don Juan in India- Loving Women from India

MG SINGH
Don Juan in folklore is recognized as a great libertine of all time. He was one man who fired the imagination of poets and writers by his exploits of seducing women of all ages in Europe. There is no doubt that Don Juan was a great lover. I wonder what would be the result if Don Juan had come to India. Would he be as successful as he was in Europe or he would be bewildered with the varied culture and dress of the women in the sub continent? But one thing is clear he would have to do a lot of homework for him to conquer the women here. India is a vast nation with a Hindu majority. But Hindus from one part of the country are different from another part. Thus the south Indian Hindus have not much in common with their brethren from the north and the east. Their attire also is diverse. India is also home to large numbers of Christians, Moslems, Buddhists, Sikhs and joins.

Thus Don Juan would have to do a lot of home work to perfect his art of seduction in India. Starting from the deep south of India he would have observed that the girls there invariably wear a sari and a blouse. A sari is a long piece of cloth that is carefully wrapped around the woman's waist. It extends to the ankles and helps create an aura of mystery. Saris can be very costly and can set you back by thousands of rupees. Over the sari the women wear a blouse. These come in many designs and add to the allure of a south Indian woman. They are also fond of gold jewelry. Don Juan would be advised to start seduction of a south Indian woman by first kissing her and then slowly unhooking her blouse. Bare her and then undo the folds of her sari and slowly slide it off her hips. She would now be wearing a petticoat and bra. He could follow up by undoing the cord of the petticoat and follow up to the next step. He would be advised to be careful to fold the sari neatly so as not to damage it.

Women and girls from North India prefer a Stalwartkameez or shirt. The Shalwar has many variations but in its basic form is like a loose trouser with a cord tied around the waist of the girl to hold the shalwar in place. A north Indian girl will wear a shirt or kameez over the shalwar. The kameez may be full or half sleeved.

Don Juan would perhaps understand that undressing a north Indian girl is a little difficult. In case she is willing then the best bet is to slowly remove the shirt by untying the hooks or buttons. Having done that follow up by untying the cord of the shalwar so that it smoothly slides down from the hips. The girl would now be only in bra and panty and lover can follow up by carrying her to the bed. However Don Juan would be advised to beware and keep in mind that North Indian girls in particular Sikh girls are much stronger than other Indian girls and thus he would have to match her strength and verve.

Woman from the east and central India wear in addition to a sari a Ghaghara and choli. A Ghaghara is a loose skirt tied at the waist and a choli is a blouse. These women are shyer and it is best to get their confidence before going forward. Start by unhooking the choli and follow up by untying the cord of the Ghaghra till it falls in a heap at her feet. Carry her to the bed and she will love it. This should be a little easy for Don Juan.

Moslem women will wear the hijab or chuddar. Under this they will wear a shalwarkameez or even a sari. The hijab may be banned in Europe but in India it is greatly favored. Don Juan would have to l first lift the Chuddar and then continue to the next step. Women from the west will wear a special sari that divides the legs and adds allure while the women from the hilly areas and Rajasthan will mostly wear a Ghaghara. Tribal women in India will only wrap a sari and wear no blouse. The pallu of the sari covers the breasts. They are easier to undress and also more willing.

Thus the field is vast for a man of the caliber of Don Juan. Maybe Don Juan would also have loved the challenge here. But it would have been tough. Coupled with the heat and distances he would have to be a real superman. But the challenge is great and if one wins, it will be a dream to remember.

Published by MG SINGH

Widely travelled in India and abroad, Madan is an Air Force officer who opted for premature retirement.Madan had a checkered career in the air force where he commanded 3 Air force Units, is an alumini of th...  View profile

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