Don't Make "Dick's" Restaurant Your "Last Resort"

Are you traveling to Dallas, San Antonio, Chicago, Boston, San Diego, or Myrtle Beach this summer? If you are, and you love great food and have a good sense of humor, you should try Dick's Last Resort. Be prepared for a memorable experience and don't forget your camera!

The servers and hosts are actually trained to be rude and obnoxious and pick on everyone as much as possible, all in good fun of course. Upon your arrival at Dick's, the host or hostess may keep you occupied and entertained while you wait for your table by playing fun games such as "Who can find the guy with the mullet?" or "How many ladies here wish your boyfriend would have taken you to Red Lobster instead?" When you get your table, chances are you'll be seated at a rather large table with other customers whom you've never met, but it's all part of the fun and amusement.

When your server comes to your table you'll be able to tell right away that this is like no other place you've been to before. Drink orders may sound a little like, "What the heck do you want to drink?" Or if your server feels like being exceptionally offensive that day you may be told to go get your own drink.

After drink and food orders are taken it'll be hat time! Dick's is famous for it's huge, white, paper hats that are given to each customer. Of course it wouldn't be a true Dick's experience if each hat didn't have some crude remark on it. Ladies, if you are dinning with your boyfriend or husband your hat may say something like "I like to blow bubbles" while your significant other has a hat that says "Hi, my name is Bubbles." Or someone that's a little older may have a hat that says "Sex Machine" which your server has placed a yellow sticky note on that reads "Out of Order." A few other hats I've personally seen have said "I put out", "Ask me about my rash", "My pants are easier to get into than a Community College", and "Former Pimp".

Most of the time your food will be served in small buckets without any napkins or utensils. And if you ask for napkins, most likely they will be thrown at you, along with any straws that you need. And if you ask for utensils you'll get them, but not without being called a "Lesbo" or a "Butt-munch" first.

Dick's is pretty reasonably priced and the food is rather tasty. They have everything from burgers, sandwiches, and salads, to ribs, fish, chicken, and steaks. They also have a few choices for desert if you happen save room for it. And don't forget about their beer, wine, and well drinks. You may need a few of those to get through a meal like this! Dick's also offers nightly live entertainment and dining is available inside and also outside on the patio.

As you can imagine, Dick's has received may bad reviews. Usually from people who didn't know what to expect when they arrived and who didn't have a sense of humor about the whole experience. This definitely isn't a place for those who are shy and offended by rude people, vulgar comments, and bad words. If you're expecting a nice evening out with your family and want a pleasant meal you'll be much happier to forget about Dick's all together and go somewhere else. It's not a place you'd want to go for Sunday brunch with Grandma and the kids. However, if you have a thick skin and like to let loose every now and then, Dick's is the place for you! Keep it in mind for a different place to eat the next time you're on vacation or looking for a spot for a bachelorette party or a guys night out.