Doritos Crash the Super Bowl's 2007 Commercial "Checkout Girl" was "Hawt"!

I think Doritos must be the official food for the Super Bowl and last night we were treated to some "yummy" Doritos Crash the Super Bowl commercials. My absolute favorite was "Checkout Girl"

The Doritos commercial starts off innocently enough with a demure checkout girl asking the "Paper or Plastic" question. It starts to heat up, however, as soon as she starts to ring up her customers bags of Doritos. With each flavor that crosses the counter, the checkout girl grows more and more animated.

The Doritos flavor Nacho Cheese brings a remark of "Old school!" along with a hand signal of some type. I'm sorry, I'm not up on hip hand signals.

Fiery Habanera brings a more enthusiastic, playful response of "Yeah! Those are hawt!" At this point, I can't control a few escaping snickers.

Salsa Verde, said with a roll of the letter "r", brings a more suggestive and flirty growl to which the customer replies with a sexy growl of his own. The sheer absurdity and unexpectedness of this response very nearly caused me to spit Diet Coke all over myself!

The Blazing Buffalo Ranch Doritos flavor pushed the checkout-girl-gone-wild and the hunky-male-customer-just-going-along-with-the-flow right over the proverbial edge as the highly excited checkout girl let loose with a lusty shout of "Giddy up!" If you aren't laughing by now, I don't know what is wrong with you! I thought I was going to end up in the hospital as the scene threw me into dangerous fits of laughing, coughing, choking and gasping! Holy Doritos!

"Checkout Girl" ends with the very disheveled, Doritos-crazed checkout girl coming up for air from behind her checkout counter and calling for cleanup on "register 6". I don't know about you, but I definitely got a craving for some Blazing Buffalo Ranch flavored Doritos!

Check it out for yourself, right here!

Checkout Girl