Dr. Cupid?

Myrtle:
So, I was at the mall the other day, and I saw a storefront with all these good-looking men and a big sign that said, "St. Xavier Hospital Interns Here, Valentine's Day Only."

Gladys:
So what did you do?

Myrtle:
I hurried right in of course! You think I'm gonna pass up a chance to meet a handsome doctor?

Gladys:
I should hope not! Then what happened?

Myrtle:
I no sooner got in the door, than a gorgeous 6'3" doctor, with curly dark hair and bright blue eyes, stopped me and asked for my name and phone number!

Gladys:
No!

Myrtle:
Yes! I was writing it down for him, when it felt like something poked me in the bum, and I got chills all over. Then I felt all hot and sweaty, I got dizzy and confused, my heart was pounding, and I was breathing hard, Since then, I can't sleep, I've got no appetite....

Gladys:
Ooh, Myrtle! Sounds like Cupid got you good on Valentine's Day!

Myrtle:
Nah.... I found out it was an H1N1 clinic. Seems I'm allergic to the vaccine!