Dr. Phil Quotes: Top 5 Funny and Dumb Sayings

Dr. Phil is known for some great quotes, but they usually aren't of the funny variety. His quotes that are repeated most often are inspirational quotes, like these ones. Although, Dr. Phil can be a great source of inspiration sometimes he lets a few words fly that miss the mark. Sometimes they weren't even supposed to hit a mark. An inspirational guide making a dumb or funny quote; what's the world coming to? It's television people! Even when somebody is trying to be sincere that person has to make sure that everything is entertaining. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe these words of advice and caution from Dr. Phil are inspirational, but I'm going to have to just believe they are just dumb, funny puns. Yes, even Dr. Phil likes to crack a joke on occasion. If you are having a problem, I'm sure Dr. Phil is still a great place to go. Just don't say I didn't warn the ladies that he would not be your friend, period. Also, be sure to check the studio for blenders. Trust me, you don't want Dr. Phil to have access to one. To all of his guests, male or female; make sure you inform your village that you will be away and by the way, whatever you do, don't tell Dr. Phil about your feelings. Seriously, Dr. Phil does not care about your feelings. A little confused? Don't worry it will all make sense when you read the top 5 worst quotes by Dr. Phil.

Here are the top 5 funny and dumb Dr. Phil sayings:

Having problems keeping it in your pants, Dr. Phil?

"A man can't 'just be friends' with another woman. Period."

I saw this happen in 'Gremlins.' It didn't turn out so well for the little green pain in the butt, so you might want to pass on this one.

"Don't make me put your head in my blender!"

Hasn't everybody wanted to say this at one time or another?

"Your feelings? To he** with your feelings!"

Why hasn't any village reported Dr. Phil missing yet?

"If someone out there doesn't agree with me, then somewhere a village is missing their idiot."

His great advice for David Letterman

"You need to marry yo' baby mama."

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