Dreams, Seinfeld, and 15 Minutes Can Save You 15 Percent
All I asked was ask to go easy on the onions
didn't even mention the mushrooms
never mind the broccoli
didn't even mention the mushrooms
never mind the broccoli
No soup for you!
now I feel like Elaine from Seinfeld
Costanza is nudging me on the side
muttering, '...it's not fair, it's just not fair...'
Later, Kramer'll show up with Newman
with my mail from February
all I dream of these days is Jerry spouting
'..and you wanted to be my latex salesman...'
so, I don't get the soup
and now I'm stuck in re-run Pergatory
with the Soup Nazi
and junk mail from two months ago.
Published by James R. Ford
Born and raised in Boston, MA, James is an accomplished, published author. He has published many articles, short stories, and prose on AC/YCN since 2007. He has edited, and directed, many programs for telev... View profile
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