Drew Carey Quotes on Cleveland, Fame and Funny Friends

The best Drew Carey quotes show that the funny comedian is still just a regular person at heart. He talks about life, not letting fame get in his head, why he loves Cleveland and his unique view on crime. Before Drew Carey was the host of the Price of Right, he hosted what I believe to be the funniest show ever, "Whose Line is It Anyway". If you have never watched it, then I should warn you to go to the bathroom beforehand because you will laugh so hard that you will have to pee. Here are the top ten best Drew Carey quotes.

Drew Carey quote on his hometown

"I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there."

Trick or treat

"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?"

A unique quote on crime

"Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now."

That's nasty

"I'm Drew Carey, and just like the Muppets, I've got someone's hand up my butt."

Drew Carey quote on working with his friends

"That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment."

Drew Carey quote on Las Vegas

"Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there."

She's got the look

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."

I thought inflatable was forever

"Man, what a rough night I had. My inflatable girlfriend ran off with my air matress."

Bullseye!

"Hey, can we take a picture of you guys for our dart board?"

Drew Carey quote on comedy

"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."

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