Drunken Poem
Just for Fun
I am not so think as you drunk I am
Those alcohol tests are a giant scam
And if I'm drunk, I don't give a damn.
But I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
You say I'm drunk? Well, perhaps you're right
To tell the truth, I had quite a night.
So maybe that's why I can't quite write
You say I'm drunk and perhaps you're right.
One thing I won't do is drive today
I'm alive and I'd like to stay that way
So I won't drive no matter what you say
One thing I won't do is drive today.
Those alcohol tests are a giant scam
And if I'm drunk, I don't give a damn.
But I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
You say I'm drunk? Well, perhaps you're right
To tell the truth, I had quite a night.
So maybe that's why I can't quite write
You say I'm drunk and perhaps you're right.
One thing I won't do is drive today
I'm alive and I'd like to stay that way
So I won't drive no matter what you say
One thing I won't do is drive today.
Published by Peter Flom
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9 Comments
Post a CommentVery good!!!
But itink, iA I mean think that is is one aGodd, mean one good poem .
I agree, very original!~ :-)
Reminds me of a song title Don't Dink and Drance! Good one!
Awesome writing! Thanks for a great read!
I thunk he is drunk. Very humorous.
Good one!
Very original, Peter! Like this a lot. Glad you didn't drive. :)
I LIKE IT !!!!!! Nice job, Peter.