Duffy and the Silent Apocalypse

Duffy is a very strange fellow,
yet his attitude is quite mellow.

He will help you any way he can,
for he is a very generous man.

But if you take him to bed at night,
be sure to pull the covers down tight.

If you don't you will soon regret it,
for by a stench you will surely be hit.

Deadly fumes you will start to smell,
loud cuss words you will begin to yell.

Not a sound comes from the foul blast,
as a silent apolcalypse occurs at last.