Dull Friend

Quishjig, kwish - jig, n. --> A victim of habit; an absurd person who has fallen into a pattern which he or she will keep until death; "They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more" --Pozzo, Waiting for Godot. My quishjig neighbor invited me over for a barbecue; once I arrived, he wouldn't stop talking about how spectacular his lawn had become, and it was a relief to finally leave.