Dwyane Wade: Stepping Out with Gabrielle Union

Wade and Union Are the New Power Couple

Kofi Bofah
We have already introduced the alternative idea of marrying into wealth as a solution devised to combat distressed equity and property markets. Let this post solidify our arguments against the strategy.

The ink has barely dried upon the divorce papers dissolving Dwyane Wade's marriage to ex-wife Siohvaughn before Mr. Wade has begun to step out on the town with actress Gabrielle Union. The scuttlebutt of the divorce reached a fever pitch with the superstar recently foregoing participation in a Miami Heat preseason game, in order to return to Chicago. My Windy City sources have confirmed the divorce proceedings as factual information.

The couple had been unofficially separated for over one year, and the distance closely paralleled the dissolution of former teammate, Shaquille O'Neal's marriage.

Clearly, Siohvaughn Funches entered into the situation with good intentions. The woman had become familiar with D. Wade as a high school classmate and dated him exclusively while attending Marquette University. The couple united as husband and wife during Wade's senior year at Marquette and has two children together. Siohvaughn may very well have starred as Mr. Wade's biggest cheerleader preceding Fame and Fortune's arrival at her husband's doorstep.

Perhaps that was part of the problem.

I must speculate that the majority of disagreements within the relationship were shut down with, 'Hey, I'm Dwyane Wade!' sentiment. Certainly, Mr. Wade's celebrity overwhelmed the household and his very own psyche. Siohvaughn was powerless to counter the inevitable imbalance and conceded. Wade's long time mate and bearer of his children could not match the allure of all-too-willing beauty queen celebrities, socialites, and fashionistas.

Enter Gabrielle Union.

Ms. Union has been linked to Minnesota Viking Darren Sharper, Derek Jeter, and Jason Kidd. [Does this woman go anywhere near regular schmucks that don't get paid to throw a ball into a hoop, or tackle people?]

I can't knock her hustle, as most relationships are doomed to fail without some semblance of balance. The Wade annulment detailed in this writing confirms the above as such.

Siouvaughn shall collect more than $10 million in payments, along with a lifetime of heartache.

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Kofi Bofah has been writing Internet content for one year. His articles appear on Associated Content and eHow, Trails and GolfLink via Demand Studios. He is originally from Silver Spring, Maryland. This...  View profile

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  • Katherine Lewis5/11/2010

    I also think Dwayne Wade is an intelligent black man who could do a lot better than her. Man look at her track record

  • Glynda7/21/2009

    I think Dwayne Wade is an intelligent man, obviously, and he can definitely do better than Gabrielle Union. He did not make a mistake of marrying his first, true love. His high school and college sweetheart deserved a ring, but the fortunate lifestyle can ruin anything, anyone, if not everything. This man married the woman he loved, and the life he loved corrupted it all. Now, he is behaving like white trash like all other rich white and Black people. First, I say he is behaving like white trash because white trash keeps it in the trailor park. Second, white trash and rick Black trash are identical in that they share their beds, their ideas, customs, and beliefs. Third, they select their lovers from where they are available-the trailor. In this case relative to wealth, it is the million-dollar gate communities in which they all dwell. Fourth, I cannot congratulate adultrey, fornication, or deceitfulness. Fifth, as a Black woman, I cannot commend this Black woman, Gabrielle Union, for s

  • baldnasty4/6/2009

    Where was Gabby when I was the star quarterback for Alconbury Football team in England? Damn, I guess I wasn't making 7 figures. LOL She is fine as hell but damn D she's a hoe. I have always liked her but now she's very suspect. I heard today; she's pregnant. Is it true? If so, she got him now or should I say got Jason Kidd. Either way, she will be paid. Trick

  • Baldnasty4/6/2009

    Where was Gabby when I was the star quarterback for Alconbury Football team in England? Damn, I guess I wasn't making 7 figures. LOL She is fine as hell but damn D she's a hoe. I have always liked her but now she's very suspect. I heard today; she's pregnant. Is it true? If so, she got him now or should I saw got Jason Kidd. Either way, she will be paid. Trick!

  • Scorpio Vibes1/30/2009

    Intense affair.

    Dwade, Capri Sun/Scorpio Moon
    Gabby, Scorpio Sun/Leo Moon

  • lovely lady1/14/2009

    whats sad about this entire situation is that this guy has kids. and yes he is sexxy as hell he cheated on his wife with a woman who seems to have a reputation as a homewrecker and golddigger.

  • Randy Inman11/14/2008

    lol she does seem to like her sports guys.

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