Easiest Halloween Costume for the Man Who Doesn't Want to Dress Up for Halloween
Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea for the Sports Fan Man
If your guy thinks dressing up for Halloween is weird,
All you have to do is buy him a fake black beard.
He can be pitcher Brian Wilson of Giants fame
Not to be confused with the singing surfer dude of the same name.
If you're watching the World Series, you can't have mistook
Hordes of Giants fans aping Wilson's bearded faced look.
It seems men like to dress up as something scary
Provided it's easy, like just being hairy.
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21 Comments
Post a CommentOh, that is funny! Like your photo, too. : )
Fun:)
clever
The easiest Halloween make up in the world, Nancy... A yeti! ;o)
Great poem!
Funny (and clever).
P.S. Thanks for explaining about Brian Wilson because he is definitely a surfer dude to me.
I wasn't expecting a poem. Wow, you may be turning into LL Johnson, who can make a poem out of any topic!
Very cute!
Nice try, Nancy, but I think, even if you told my husband he would inherit all of Donald Trump's money, I still wouldn't be able to get him in a Halloween costume!