Easter Poem 2010 <3

By the Easter Bunny

Kill Chris H!
Hhi tis is thee Easterr Bunnyy! And i m so so sorry for my spellling tthus far bewcause im typing with my bunny paws andd it;s sooo hard to touch juist one button at a time!1 and the dumbnb Chrisz wornt even hep me because he is "too bussyy eatng chocolate cake ands crying" Wat a jerrk!! Welll anyway:

Hii IM a bunny :]
I don't belkong in tummiies!

It isa not very funnyy :[
Im not even that yummy

I bring lottsa joy,
in thew form of plastik toys

Also canndy of course,
To alll the girls and boys!!1

I may have taken all thee attentionm,
But Jesus isn't madd.

Because of the joy I bring,
He isz actually quite glad! :]

So theres it iis! MY fierst poem! And I knows itsa going too loook dumb because the dumb jerk meaniee head Chris didn't help me out butt that;s okie because ita almost Easter time! :]

Published by Kill Chris H!

Kill Chris H! is an "actor"/"writer" from Covina, California. He enjoys "pizza" and is "often" seen at the nearest Shakey's "crying" while eating a huge "plate" of Mojos. As of "April" 2010 he decided to pro...  View profile

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