'Easy A' Quotes: Top 10 Movie Lines and Scenes

Great and funny quotes from the movie 'Easy A' are abundant. 'Easy A' might have only been a slightly watchable film if not for the incredible dialogue and amount of snippy one-liners. Those quotes helped turned the movie from a C plus movie to an 'Easy A.' Usually in movies, one or two characters will have all the good one-liners, but not in this film. Everybody gets to join the game. 'Easy A' is a comedy with just a tiny bit of romance dipped in. It stars Emma Stone, Thomas Hayden Church, Amanda Bynes, Patricia Clarkson, Malcolm McDowell and Stanley Tucci. Emma Stone plays the lead character, Olive. Olive goes from being invisible at her school to being the most popular girl for being on the super promiscuous side. In other words, she messed around with any guy that would even think of talking to her, or at least that is what she let everybody think. What makes the plot different in 'Easy A' is that Olive never really did any of that stuff. She just pretended to be a slut. Who would have ever thought that a virgin could pull off making the entire school think she was the town skank? 'Easy A' is a must-watch for any comedy fan, if only for the great quotes that come from the movie. Here are the top 10 best quotes from the movie 'Easy A.'

'Easy A' Quotes #1 - Who needs God when you have....

Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?

'Easy A' Quotes #2 - Just calling somebody a bad name isn't enough. Spice it up a bit. Throw the word "abominable" before it. Isn't that so much better?

Nina: "Perhaps you should embroider a red "A" on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp."
Olive: "Perhaps you should get a wardrobe you abominable twat."

'Easy A' Quotes #3 - Lofty goals for any principal

Principle Gibbons: "This is public school, if I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe...I get a bonus."

'Easy A' Quotes #4 - Seriously; aren't these facebook posts just annoying?

Mr. Griffith: "I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought...but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?"

'Easy A' Quotes #5 - What's the use of naming your lead character Olive if you don't throw at least one joke like this into the movie?

Brandon: Is there an Olive here?
Rosemary: There's a whole jar of them in the fridge!

'Easy A' Quotes #6 - This really contradicts that 'Sexiest Man Alive' thing George Clooney used to have going on for him. The girl is right, though; how many sexy guys named George do you know?

Rhiannon: "George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax."

'Easy A' Quotes #7 - So much better than the dog ate my homework excuse.

Marianne: If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers."

'Easy A' Quotes #8 - Jesus loves all. But why is that the whores have to be so much like whores.

Marianne: "Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. But it's so hard, it's so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again."

'Easy A' Quotes #9 - Maybe this would've been a good time to skip the whole mother-daughter speech.

Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.
Olive Penderghast: Why?
Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.
Olive Penderghast: Mom!

'Easy A' Quotes #10 - What is that down there? Is that...Do you have a...No, that can't be a...

Olive: "Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?"