Easy Way to Eliminate the Unwanted

Two friends Jane and Jim, are discussing ways and means of eliminating an undesirable character who happens to be their acquaintance.They considered various alternatives including poisoning, engaging a hired killer, pushing into a well, etc. Finally one of the friends asks another close friend, Jose his view. José gives a plan which is given below:

Jose: Do not spend too much money on this proposal. You will be caught and charge sheeted. When mlk is available why drink country liquor. When there is a right royal road why do you go through by lanes?

The other friends did not understand the significance of what Jose said. They wanted more elucidation.

Jose: I mean there is a very simple, cheap way of getting rid of the condemned person. Buy a ticket for him for journey by the Government Road Transport Company. It should be a long distance journey. By the time he reaches half way the conductor will call for ambulance. Your enemy will be surely dead. The case will be referred to as accident.

Jim asked" How can we be sure of this result?

Jose: There is no doubt. The buses are over crowded and the drivers are reckless creatures driving like astronauts Accidents take place frequently along that route. So follow what I sugest.Results are guaranteed.
Jim: Thank you.