Economy Limericks for Poetry Month
Economy Limerick # 1
Recession turned into depression
The country makes little progression
But I think what we need
To do the best deed
Is a Prez in the economics profession.
Economy Limerick # 2
Economy needs to revive,
The stock market took a big dive,
This fall has to stop
'Cause the market could drop
As low as a eunuch's sex drive.
Published by Sandra Essary
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11 Comments
Post a Comment*hehe* Glad to defend any friend on AC. Thanks for such nice comments, everyone!
If the first one made the situation we face now very clear... the second was a much needed medicine, a good laugh. Nice combo-- eunuch and sex-drive -- but exactly like the performace of our economy these days! Brava! (I want to be your friend since I need one with martial arts skills, LOL) Nice to meet ya!
Very clever and amusing !!
outstanding!
These are fantastic! Great work :)
Ha!
Good limericks, especially liked the second one.
Good ones. Very clever of you to write a limerick for your descriptive text.
loved these!
LOL, I really enjoyed the 2nd one.