Edward Cullen and Twilight Jokes for Their Legion of Fans
I have OCD... Obsessive Cullen Disorder
When do Edward and Bella date?
On Frightday night.
What do you get if you cross Edward Cullen with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armor.
What's is Edward Cullen's favorite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why is the Cullen family so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.
How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
Why is it tough to compete against Edward Cullen?
Because he's always out for blood!
What is Edward Cullen's favorite ice cream
Vein-illa.
What is Edward Cullen's favorite candy?
An all day sucker.
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
He had loved in vein.
Why wouldn't Edward Cullen eat his soup?
It clotted.
What is Edward Cullen's favorite fruit?
Blood oranges.
Never tell a werewolf to get a life.
Hr might take yours.
What is Edward Cullen's favorite movie?
The Vampire Strikes Back
What happens when Edward Cullen eats a sheep?
He fells baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd.
How do you know Edward Cullen has been to the bakery
The jelly doughnuts are sucked dry.
Why won't Edward Cullen drink chicken blood?
A: Because its fowl tasting.
What type of people do the Cullens like?
O positive.
What does Edward Cullen think of the "Twilight" films
They're fangtastic.
-Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...
How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
Where do the Cullens go for a buffet?
The Zoo
Jacob got ran over by a reindeer
walking home from Bella's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Vampires,
but looking now at Edward I believe.
Want to know how to drive Edward crazy?
Picture yourself naked.
Published by james buffington
Jim has authored "Politically Incorrect Liberal Obama Jokes" and 8 other books. He runs the website www.politicsisfun.com. Jim lives in NE Ohio with his wife and 2 sons. They serve the whims of 2 cats, Calli... View profile
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Post a Commenti liked about jacob n rose very funny 2thumbs up
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I like the blood is thicker than water one!!!!HeeeeHeeee!!!!
thats funny but wrong!!!!!!
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