Election 2008: Joe the Plumber Limericks

Since Joe is Not a REAL Plumber, Shouldn't He Go by "Joe the PLUNGER?"

Roger Gowens
Joe The Plumber Political Limerick #1

Joe "the plumber" claims to be an advocate for jews

like his plumbers license, it's only a ruse

to real plumbers, Joe can't hold a candle

wouldn't "Joe the PLUNGER" be a better handle

since it's the only tool he knows how to use?

Joe the "plumber" political Limerick #2

John McCain's running mate he failed to vet

was Palin chosen 'cause the "Maverick" lost a bet?

McCain asked Joe "the plumber" to fix the toilet

but Joe didn't take the wrench and oil it

and now the McCain campaign is all wet!

Published by Roger Gowens

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  • Carol Bengle Gilbert11/2/2008

    LOL, Roger. Too bad these didn't make it in time for the contest.

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