Elin Nordegren Divorce Settlement - $750 Million and Her Lips Are Sealed

Well, you know what they say - money talks. Or in this case, it buys silence. Fox News is reporting that Elin Nordegren and her philandering man-whore husband, Tiger Woods, have reached a settlement in their divorce.

Elin will get $750 million smackeroos, boys and girls, the highest payout in a celebrity divorce. Ever. In return, Elin Nordegren's lips are sealed shut. Which means, she can't talk about, write about or casually mention her husband's philandering ways, whether Tiger is dead or alive, or she will lose everything.

Of course, I don't know what Tiger thinks Elin is going to say or talk about that we don't already know for crying out loud. I mean, every ho he has bedded continues to talk and demand DNA tests in hopes that billionaire Tiger is their very own baby daddy too. So, far, no such luck for these lovely ladies in waiting.

As far as what Elin has asked for, Tiger can't bring the ho-girls around her children. Good move, Elin. In fact, the only women Tiger is allowed to have around the kids are married women, female staff members known by Elin or any woman Tiger plans on marrying. (Yeah, right).

A few months ago I would have felt sorry for Tiger Woods. In fact, for quite some time while his life was unraveling all around him, I felt really sorry for him. I'm one of those silly types who believe in redemption - redemption, of course, if someone actually wants it.

Tiger said all the right things at the right time hoping that Elin would forgive him, I guess. But, he showed his hand when he chose to return to golf rather than take the time he said he was going to take to repair the damage he had done to his marriage. He didn't mean it and Elin Nordegren, like any other woman with half a brain, knew he didn't mean it either.

One would think that a man who can afford to pay his ex-wife $750 million dollars could have certainly afforded to take a year or two off from his career to work on his relationship with her. But, stupid is as stupid does I guess.

Good luck salvaging your reputation, Tiger.

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