Elisabetta Canalis: Don't Quit Your Day Job

So, ever since George Clooney announced on "Piers Morgan Tonight" that he was not getting married again, I, along with every other celeb watcher I'm sure, have been watching the gossip rags to see if George and his latest lady love, Elisabetta Canalis have split.

George Clooney has a typical expiration date for relationships which are probably directly tied to how attached his girlfriends get. His last relationship with Elisabetta-look-a-like, Sarah Larson, went kaput when Sarah became just a little too cozy with the idea that she was George Clooney's girlfriend.

Sarah, as you may or may not remember, started talking too much. Like, she was giving interviews to television cameras and magazines. It was all rather unfortunate too, because she was rather sweet and cute, and like Elisabetta, the rumor mill was that she just might be "the one."

But, we all know where that ended up and well, now, it's Elisabetta Canalis that George squires to this event and that. Elisabetta is a rung above Sarah Larson in that she already had a decent career when she met George Clooney.

Sarah was employed too, but as a Vegas cocktail waitress. Nothing wrong with waitressing, mind you. But, unlike Elisabetta, who is an Italian personality, model and former MTV television host, Sarah was a little less invested in her career when she met gorgeous George.

Elisabetta Canalis Does Second Roberto Cavalli Ad Campaign

Elisabetta is also the current face (and body) for Roberto Cavalli lingerie, having just recently shot another campaign for him. In fact, those luscious pictures of Elisabetta came out just days after George made his, "I-told-you-I'm-never-getting-married-again-speech" on the "Piers Morgan Tonight" show.

One has to wonder if it was coincidence that George made the statement and then Elisabetta's hot photo shoot pics were beamed all over the universe and on to every billboard from sea to shining sea.

Or if perhaps Elisabetta was sending George Clooney one very serious message: I'm Italian, I'm hot and I don't need you.

I suspect it was probably a combination of the two. But, let's face it, Elisabetta is hot and frankly, she could have any guy she wants. And, of course, she wants George. (Get in line, Elisabetta.)

Elisabetta Shouldn't Wait for George Clooney

I think at the end of the day, this is a good thing for Elisabetta Canalis. Because if George Clooney stays true to form, her days on the arm of the most eligible bachelor in Hollywood and perhaps even on the planet, are numbered.

In which case, Elisabetta will definitely need a career outside of being George Clooney's girlfriend. The pay might be good and the benefits are pretty snazzy too, but thus far, the retirement benefits suck.

Don't quit your day job, Elisabetta. You're probably going to need it.

Sources:

OK! Magazine.com
People.com
Popeater.com
The Gawker.com