Elisha Cuthbert Rages, the Girl Next Door Turns Sour

Valets Are the New Victims of Raging Stars

Elisa Nova
According to TMZ.com, Elisha Cuthbert lashed out at a parking valet on November 13th, chastising him for bringing her the wrong keys.

Did I say chastised? Elisha allegedly exploded in a fit of rage, shouting 'These are not my keys!' , scaring the wits out of the worker. The poor valet must have cursed his stars and then some.
In the words od TMZ: Cuthbert quickly went from smiles to a fit of rage as she had to wait for the keys to her Porsche, screaming, "These aren't my keys!" and flailing around the wrong set in anger.

Elisha is only 25 years old, (November 30th) but she has been on the show road since 1996 and a break is certainly long due.

Sexy Elisha now joins the ranks of the Star Ragers, such as the unnamed supermodel who has a habit of abusing her maids, and all those generally obnoxious show or fashion biz personalities who need to take it easy and join the rest of humanity for a month or two in order to regain their balance.

I hereby propose the 'Save A Star' program: do you live in a small, typically quiet town? Adopt a star for a month! Let him or her milk the cows, pick out the best melon at the market and park his own car.

Published by Elisa Nova

Recently married and living in the NYC area, Elisa has been writing and translating for the past 10 years. She currently work as a legal proofreader, in-house and freelance. Elisa was born in Italy and is pe...  View profile

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  • sofia mccormick11/14/2006

    I think these over-inflated egoes thrive on attention. They get so much publicity that they feed on it!! We, the readers soak it up as well. what a tangled web we weave!!

  • Katie Just11/14/2006

    I wonder what rock I've been living under - I don't even know who Elisha Cuthbert is. Good article - I propose a "star" clean up behind my 5 kids then tell me how bad they have it because someone made a small mistake like handing them the wrong keys.

  • Laura Spencer11/14/2006

    "Adopt a star for a month! Let him or her milk the cows, pick out the best melon at the market and park his own car."

    How funny, yet how true. Some of the stars have totally lost touch with reality.

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