Elton John Sells Out to Limbaugh for $1 Million

Elton John, super megastar music legend, accepted $1 million to play at Rush Limbaugh's wedding to his child bride, Raggedy Ann, or whatever her name is...Kathryn Rogers?

Why? Only a million dollars? I say only because that has to be chump change to him. I think his glasses cost more than that.

And what the holy hell is Rush doing being all Mr. Conservative "If we let gays marry we'll have to let dogs marry" having the Queen of Gay Marriage playing at his wedding! Is this an ironical funny ha-ha on his part?

Oh, and if anybody has cell phone footage of El Rushbo dancing to Tiny Dancer, please...I beg you...post it. Post it NOW!

Just bizarre, and it makes me kind of not like Elton John for half a second. Why be such a sell out?! Not cool dude. Or maybe it's a reverse punking on John's part, like look at what this blow hard will pay for FABULOSITY.

I know that's a stretch...just trying to wrap my head around this and make it right somehow.