Eminem Killed in Car Crash with Miley Cyrus

Was Eminem killed over the weekend? Did Eminem die? It seems that the white rapper may have been killed in a car crash, according to Twitter tweets, e-mails, and blog posts that made their way around the internet by the thousands within minutes. Miley Cyrus was in the oncoming vehicle with her idol Britney Spears and they were both killed along with Eminem. Their vehicle veered off the road after taking some stray shots from the a gang fight taking place at that very moment on the street corner, one in which Lil Wayne was shot and killed. Minutes later, he was shot and killed again at the Atlanta Airport.

Some people just won't stay dead...

What does all this mean?

It means that Eminem was killed again. And he'll be killed again in a coupla days -- maybe weeks. It all depends on which moron with a cell phone or PC gets the idea while he's floating around on a mixture of dad's prescription oxycontin and mom's estrogen supplement (because Johnny can read but chooses not to and wouldn't know what estrogen was if he had it explained to him by Dr. Seuss) to tell a joke that no one would get but everyone would repeat.

So this is for the second moron who got the first moron's tweet that Eminem was dead but couldn't remember that the last time he got this same message from the same moron he was sober and believed it but this time is toasted on nine red bull and vodkas and don't care that it isn't true -- if he could just remember what it was he just forwarded...

But the Eminem is dead routine is simply just another of those incessant death notices that wash over the internet like an overflowing cesspool at least once a weekend.

So, as a refresher -- and you can drink massive quantities of coffee to help sober you up if you must -- the following are not dead.

Eminem
Miley Cyrus
Britney Spears
Lil Wayne
Harrison Ford
Jeff Goldblum
Rick Astley
Dolly Parton
Steve Tyler
Amy Winehouse (she just looks dead)

The list literally goes on and on. It is amazing how many of those whose names get bandied about like the deceased's at a wake are singers and actors. It is also amazing that people have nothing better to do than make this type of rumor up and/or disseminate it.

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