Eminem Rips on Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears Hates Weed, Fishsticks and More

Another Crazy Celebrity Week in Hollywood

Nina Rotz
Hollywood land has had another strange week. We are used to celebrities behaving badly, acting out for attention or complaining about being famous. Eminem, Britney Spears and Kanye West are no exception, each of them has done something attention grabbing and borderline crazy to be featured on entertainment news.

Eminem, a well known and controversial rapper, is making a comeback. Homosexuals, fat singers and Michael Jackson better hide! Eminem's rap videos are known for making fun of celebrities such as Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and Moby. They, along with other famous faces, have made "cameo" appearances in Eminem videos where they are ridiculed for their antics. Eminem does not only dish it, but he can also take a beating. He has often made fun of himself in his videos.

Eminem's comeback is marked with another funny, celebrity filled video featuring Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo and Bret Michaels. In his new video, Eminem makes fun of Jessica Simpson over gaining weight. There has been no response from the Simpson camp, but it should be something along the lines of "You're a little late, buddy". Jessica Simpson is back to looking great and fit, looks like Eminem was a day late and a dollar short.

Watch Eminem's New Video - We Made You

Britney Spears is on her Circus tour, but she would not be our craziest starlet if she did not abuse her microphone privileges. As celebrity gossip aficionados know, Britney Spears has been under a tough conservatorship of her father Jamie Spears. Spears is said to be under legal control of her father, but even her business and personal life are under a watchful eye.

It has also been well known that Britney Spears lip syncs at her concerts (I know, a huge shock!). Apparently, sometimes they do turn her microphone on and that is when our beloved, crazy Britney comes out.

During a recent The Circus Tour performance, Britney used colorful language at the end of her encore performance. This came from an earlier disaster situation when Britney camp shut down the show due to "weed smoking" in the audience. I never imagined that Britney Spears fans smoked marijuana. Isn't her target audience tween age?

Britney Spears told her audience not to smoke weed. That part was PG-13 compared to what she uttered next, "Rock out with your c**** out! Peace, motherf******!"

Watch Video of Britney Spears cursing, and telling fans not to smoke weed

Kanye West is a Gay Fish. Who knew? Apparently, South Park creators knew something the rest of us were not aware of. South Park has been known for making fun of famous people. Their very much publicized feud with Tom Cruise has angered Scientologists. By now, all stars know that no one is safe from South Park or making a cameo appearance on their cartoon show.

Kanye West and Carlos Mencia made a guest appearance on South Park's "The Funniest Joke Ever!" episode. In it, Timmy and Cartman write the funniest joke ever called "Fishsticks". It is a juvenile joke, and South Park gets away with repeating the word "fishdicks" on cable over and over again.

Kanye West does not get the joke at first, because he has such a huge ego. Carlos Mencia claims credit on the greatest joke ever told, only to be killed by Kanye West later because West blames Mencia for the world thinking he's gay. West appears to be clueless most of the episode, not understanding why fans keep calling him gay. At the end, Kanye West realizes that he has been a Gay Fish all along.

South Park is a juvenile show, using celebrities and crude jokes to get a cheap laugh. It may not be for everyone, but it does have a faithful audience. They do deserve credit for always producing timely relevant shows.

To their credit, South Park also got the real Kanye West to blog about South Park's "Fishsticks" episode. In his blog, Kanye claimed that he has been working on his "ego" and he actually enjoyed the episode. This is a big step for West; his old ego would have ripped South Park's creators a new one and called them every name in the book.

Read Kanye West's Blog Response to South Park's Fishsticks

Published by Nina Rotz

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  • Cecille de la Cruz7/28/2009

    love eminem -- love the article!

  • samaira4/14/2009

    Great work.

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper4/13/2009

    Well written :) Sheri

  • K. Karl4/12/2009

    I love the title! That about sums up Hollywood:)

  • Ben Kenber4/10/2009

    South Park and Eminem pick on EVERYBODY. Celebrities need to take this as a hint to not take themselves so damn seriously. What they did to Kanye West might just have been a public service. That guy needs to get past himself. Thanks for your article. I'm looking forward to Eminem's next album.

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